The Men from N.O.W.H.E.R.E. were a group of killers dedicated to wiping out all that was bizarre and unusual in the world, to make it safe for normal people. They were created by Darren Jones, a man who was clearly insane. On their first outing, when they tried to kill Danny the Street, they fought and were defeated by the Doom Patrol.

Obviously everyone is in cahoots with these banal fuckers, the way people are so dedicated to making everything as fucking boring as possible nowadays, all Ouroboroses going straight up our own asses. Go die in a fucking mall.